So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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