i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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