that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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