what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Sex in the backyard? Check.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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