i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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