In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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