its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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