Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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