Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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