i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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