i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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