Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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