he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We are all done wearing pants today
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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