I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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