real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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