Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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