There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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