Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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