I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Randomize
