So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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