You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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