yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My life is pants optional.
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