well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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