think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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