Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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