he puts the penis in happiness.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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