Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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