Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize