Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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