Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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