We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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