he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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