The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
