seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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