I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My dick has a subreddit
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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