you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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