Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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