You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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