If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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