just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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