White coat. Heels.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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