Is it because I queefed?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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