not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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