So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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