9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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