Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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