so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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