I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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