8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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