i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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