Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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