i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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