her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
