This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
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