I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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