Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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