should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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