we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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