How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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