sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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